Back from the .....Present.........
Yes, I'm back with an all new blog and a new crappy position in life. I decided to restart this outlet of written expression to, at the very least, exercise whatever pathetic writing skills I have left. So read it if you want to or if you want to stare into the depths of your soul and discover that you are in fact Satan. Let's face it. You are. Get over it and start Armageddon you lazy bastard.
Let me set some new ground rules:
1. I will try to keep my bitching about how I am a worthless human being to a minimum.
2. If you have something to say, go ahead and post it because you will never offend me. However, that is not to say you won't offend someone who does not have my jaded view on life/humanity.
3. If you read my posts, you will lose your mind. So proceed at your own will, you have been warned.
4. MTV, VH1, G4tv and FOX networks were created by Satan, and by that I mean you. Yes, you. No not you, the red idiot with the horns. Yes, you. So quit screwing with us and just take over the Earth already.....bastard.
5. Rule number 4 is actually not a rule at all.
6. People who get plastic/cosmetic surgery for purely cosmetic reasons and not to correct either birth defects or severe injuries are full of shit. So if you are a 130 lb, 5'8 white girl you don't need liposuction. Stop eating chocolate all the time and go for a jog. Its much cheaper......Idiot.
7. My friends are awesome/idiots. No, that is not contradictory.
8. I am an idiot.
9. Earth is God's FOX network and he only gets one crappy channel.
.........Ok, that seems like a good start. If this garbage actually appeals to you, go ahead and spread it around like so much herpes on the Baltimorean Population.
Let me set some new ground rules:
1. I will try to keep my bitching about how I am a worthless human being to a minimum.
2. If you have something to say, go ahead and post it because you will never offend me. However, that is not to say you won't offend someone who does not have my jaded view on life/humanity.
3. If you read my posts, you will lose your mind. So proceed at your own will, you have been warned.
4. MTV, VH1, G4tv and FOX networks were created by Satan, and by that I mean you. Yes, you. No not you, the red idiot with the horns. Yes, you. So quit screwing with us and just take over the Earth already.....bastard.
5. Rule number 4 is actually not a rule at all.
6. People who get plastic/cosmetic surgery for purely cosmetic reasons and not to correct either birth defects or severe injuries are full of shit. So if you are a 130 lb, 5'8 white girl you don't need liposuction. Stop eating chocolate all the time and go for a jog. Its much cheaper......Idiot.
7. My friends are awesome/idiots. No, that is not contradictory.
8. I am an idiot.
9. Earth is God's FOX network and he only gets one crappy channel.
.........Ok, that seems like a good start. If this garbage actually appeals to you, go ahead and spread it around like so much herpes on the Baltimorean Population.
posted by Blackthorne at 4:15 PM
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